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3月29日 Police mistook firemen for thieves最后两句话很搞笑
Police in a Chilean town mistook firefighters tackling a shop blaze for thieves and tried to arrest them.
The outraged 24 firemen in the town of Valparaiso are now trying to sue the police for compensation.
They were trying to put out a fire at a fashion chop in the town when police arrived and mistook them for a gang of robbers.
Police arrived because the shop had been broken into shortly before the fire started but the firemen arrived first.
A police spokesperson said: "We did not realise they were firemen, we thought they were the robbers pretending to be fire-fighters.
"You know how robbers are these days, they are so creative. We were trying to be a step ahead." Man misses world's biggest rockAn Australian man has been arrested for drink-driving after he asked police the way to Uluru - just 100 metres from the 1.115ft high rock.
Police say the 44-year-old was driving a four-wheel drive with his headlights shining on the rock when he waved them down.
It happened in the dark but police point out that Uluru, former known as Ayer's Rock, is the world's greatest monolith, reports ABC News online.
The man is said to have failed a breath tests and has been charged with drink-driving and driving while unlicensed.
3月21日 搞笑新闻(from www.ananova.com)
Fake porn euro notes being sold as a gimmick in Germany are being successfully passed off as real cash.
The notes, in 300, 600 and 1,000 euro denominations have a ring of 12 hearts instead of the usual EU stars and feature hunky men and big-breasted nude women.
Instead of the word 'Euro' being printed in the corner these notes have 'Eros' - the Greek god of love.
But despite these differences - and the fact that the only large euro notes currently in circulation are 100s, 200s and 500s - police say they are being passed off as the real thing.
Cologne newsagent Bernd Friedhelm, 33, accepted one of the fake 600 euro notes from an unknown customer who bought two cartons of cigarettes and walked off with 534 euros in change.
Friedhelm said: "He told me it was a new type of note and I just figured I hadn't seen one before."
A spokesman for the Cologne police said: "You can tell straight away by looking at it that it's fake.
"There aren't even any 600 euro notes anyway. But anyone trying to pass it off as real, even as a joke, faces prosecution." 3月17日 三人行必有我师昨天晚饭时,一堆人对“三人行必有我师”这句话进行了分析,结论如下:孔子是位数学家,他用一句看似普通的话涵盖了一个非常强的条件。同时,他也是一位哲学家,他用这个非常强的条件解释了生活。
“三人行必有我师”这句话的意思,据引经据典的孙同学说,是指我和其他两个人一起,那么他们中必有一个人在某个方面值得我学习(也就是为我师)。也就是说,在我的圈子里,至多只存在一个人,such that这个人在任何一个方面都不为我师。
别看这句话很普通,它却解释了生活中的很多现象。
比如,为什么大家都找了一个老婆(老公)结婚,那是因为她(他)就是那个不为你师的人——你总不会愿意娶(嫁)一个整天教导你的人,让她(他)整天在你耳朵边唠叨吧(比如老妈)?为什么不娶(嫁)两个人结婚呢,那是因为至多只有一个这样的人。
有人问了,那光棍呢?怎么就没娶呢?答案很显然,他还没能找到那个不为他师的人,或者那个人根本就不存在。。。
顺着这个思路,更多现象得到解释。
比如同性恋,就是说,这个人费劲千辛万苦,终于找到了那个不为他师的人,但是却发现,他的性别和自己一样。。。
又比如说离婚,就是说一开始以为找到了,后来却发现对方渐渐的表现出教育的潜质了。。。
又比如说包二奶,就是说,结婚对象慢慢变成老师了,于是不堪忍受,跑到外面找了一个相比起来还不那么老师的。。。
(以上匀非个人观点,仅供茶余饭后谈笑)
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